Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 143 - The One Where Wonder Womb Wanders the Woods

August 4, 2017
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In this week’s show we go to Yellowstone to raise money for Wonder Woman by digging up gay dino-spider bones.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Ninlil(Mesopotamian goddess of the air) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson
Today I learned that everyone loves me from all the wonderful birthday messages - now it’s all downhill from here!

Jenn’s Actual Lesson
Did you know that the first known evidence of prophets and prophecies in the Middle East were found in the Euphrates River basin, along the border of modern day Syria and Iraq? Around 75 clay tablets, written in cuneiform and dating to about 1800 BCE, were first uncovered in the 1940’s. However, they were not fully translated and understood until 1988 and were found to represent a religion that followed several deities.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

From: German Dennis.
Mahoni Marina - Hanscraft & Co. GmbH

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/2dNexix
  • BA Rating: N/A
  • Style: BBQ Dark Ale
  • ABV: 7.5%
  • Aaron: 1
  • Jenn: 1
  • Shea: 2
  • Steve: 2

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

New patron Brian!

Email from Buttered Bread

[..] I would like to say is that I have had a very similar raising to Jenn’s. It is exceptionally comforting to know that there are other people who have been raised by crazy Baptists. A point to the crazy Baptists, when I left the church (More of a cult) someone told me I was going to hell for leaving which to 13-year-old me was a bit traumatic. The kicker is that the next week he gave a testimony because his wife had kicked him out for getting drunk every Sunday after church, mind you, he had a gun with him at all times and never wore a seat belt, exactly the sort of human you want to be at your church teaching your small humans. There was a family of 13 where the men only wore jeans and flannels and the girls only wore those odd flowery dresses that the Amish always where. Also, the first pastor (of three I went through at this church) was kicked out for laundering church money.

Buttered Bread left us an awesome Stitcher Review!

★★★★★ 5 out of 5 stars
13% of My Life…
Buttered__Bread

So on the fifth of lastmonth, the episode of cognitive dissonance featuring this podcast was posted on _youtube. That day I started with episode one of W4W and now 50 days later I have listened to all 141 episodes in their backlog. After a bit of math it would turn out that I spent about 13% of my life listening to this podcast at work, so yes this is a good show, I only wish there was more. P.S. Shea is my spirit animal and I do play this on an open speaker at work. (I work a bit solitarily on a farm so it is all good)

Napkin Pope & 1st Beer Club Member left a Voicemail & an updated iTunes review!

★★★★★ 5 out of 5 stars
Godless beer-fueled fun!
By Revatheist

This show is, in turns, hilarious, serious, and drunktabulous! This is literally the only show, at this time, that I donate money to. The patron cuts are far longer, plus you get the 4 More Beers show. #itsgoodtobeapatron. The show is so good that I have canonized all of the hosts as Saints, in my capacity as the Napkin Pope. Listen to this show; you will love it!

The Pope also left us a voicemail! Patrons will get the joke #itsgoodtobeapatron And if you want in on the humor, visit patreon.com/w4w!

Thanks to TBoogs for an update from Shea’s Sex v/s Beer quiz and all the things we get wrong: Katzenjammer, pronounced Katzen-Yammer, translates into “cat whimper” or “moan.” Basically cat yammering. Also, Schnapsidee is pronounced Schnaps-ee-day.

Next week will feature special guest Thomas Westbrook, YouTube host most known in our community for the channel Holy Koolaid. - On the Web: http://www.holykoolaid.com/ - YouTube Channel: http://bit.ly/2vxX8Tn - Follow on Twitter: @holykoolaid

Speaking of other shows, Problem Addict with Mr. BiblePants will be airing their inaugural episode August 13th at 6:30 Eastern Standard and the fabulous Jenn will be their first guest! So if you want to speak to Jenn live on the intertubes check them out! Again, that’s the 13th at 6:30 eastern on YouTube Live - ProblemAddictPod.blogspot.com

Finally, a note to those of you who read the notes and notice the things. Last week’s show made a joke about “Subtle Dildo.” I forgot to link it. Sorry about that. It’s an Istagram thing. Basically, they stage funny pics and, as they say, “there’s a big rubber dong in these pictures.”
Find them at www.subtledildo.com
~A

Headlines

HL1: Tricks of Dinodevil - http://bit.ly/2vxYJs2

  • Houston Texans defensive end J.J. Watt has made an odd discovery about his locker buddy. Defensive end D.J. Reader does not believe that dinosaurs once walked the earth. This sparked a debate on Twitter

We can't exactly tell you what killed the dinos, but if you visit Patreon.com/W4W you can find out what killed our faith in the education system...

HL2: More like Wonder Womb - http://bit.ly/2vxXGsm

  • Wendy Griffith, co-host of the 700 Club, agreed that the recent “Wonder Woman” movie was a prophetic sign that “God is doing something in the spirit realm.”
  • Dominionist prayer warrior Lou Engle appeared on “The 700 Club” yesterday to promote the “Rise Up” prayer rally he is organizing on the National Mall in October, which is designed to be an anti-choice response to the Women’s March which took place in Washington, D.C., following the inauguration of President Trump.
  • Engle told co-host Wendy Griffith about a prophetic dream in which he was told by God that “there are certain powers of darkness that can only be broken by women.” “I believe abortion is one of them,” Engle said, explaining that he is organizing this prayer event because “it is the hour for a great mobilization of women” to end legal abortion in America.

    “The movie is amazing,” Engle said. “My dream was that only women can break certain kinds of principalities and powers. I think sometimes Hollywood prophecies better than the church does.”

  • It turns out Jenn and the 700 club have something in common…

HL3: Don’t Go To Camp Rainbow… - http://bit.ly/2vxQvAw

  • Mission America’s Linda Harvey joined Cleveland conservative activist Molly Smith on her “From the Median” radio program in June to discuss the dangers of same-sex summer camps and sleepovers, which Harvey and Smith claimed attract homosexual predators and morally corrupted children.
  • Mission: America is an American Christian right organization based in Columbus, Ohio and founded in 1995 that seeks to "cover the latest cultural and social trends in our country and what they might mean for Christians.

“I would caution anybody to allow their children anymore to go to these camps, I really would, because so many times we’ve seen that this is where there are predators there to prey on our children,” Smith said.

“any time there is any kind of same-sex environment—I do not mean same-sex homosexuality, I mean boys together doing things together, girls together—it attracts the people that would take advantage of them, and then it will be someone of the same sex, so access is what these people want.”

“They want access to youth and access even to corruption. It might not be sexual, but it might just be a moral corruption of some kind, their older peers who also are corrupted already. You know, so many kids are into pornography and homosexual pornography is part of that. You know, kids are sexualized early only online, you don’t even have to have somebody involved in it. So those may be the people that your kids are in a sleepover with or at camp with, you know, is these kids who are already highly sexualized and nobody may know it, but it’ll come out in the middle of the night.”

This Week’s Stories

Waiting 4 Wrath Presents
How To Not Die of Nature!
With Ranger Jenn

Summer may be starting to wind down, but that doesn’t mean we don’t still have some time left to enjoy it! And what’s more American than a trip to one of our many beautiful National Parks? How about dying in an especially gruesome fashion?

Yep.

Murder, Mayhem & Morons: Ways to Die in Our National Parks

Welcome to the Grand Canyon!

Home of a big ass hole full of this that will murder like it’s 1349, the foremost research institution of Thelma & Louise Syndrome, and Eric — Adventurer, and badass extraordinaire!

Jenn was actually involved in this one! Wanna find out how? Visit Patreon.com/W4W and get another 30 minutes of the show and find out what happened when Jenn was living in America's biggest crack!

Yosemite.

Now more than just a distribution of Mac OS!
It’s the best place for patrons take out their amazingly designed iPhone and, using the new brilliantly clear high definition Face Time camera, update Instagram with the best-drunk ass selfie you’ve ever taken. Ótrúlega!

One more thing.

What if we told you we’ve completely redesigned how serial murders travel the world? Since our last version of Jenn Murder’s Everyone, we’ve gone back to the drawing board to completely redesign ridiculous unsolved murders. And now, we’re proud to present the most advanced serial murderer humor available outside of True Crime Obsessed; The Ahwahnee!

And finally, the local favorite, Yellowstone!

In Lou of creative writing or silly puns … or the attempt of those things anyway, the Waiting 4 Wrath crew would simply like to remind you all to keep your pets on a leash when visiting our beautiful national parks! Regardless of how well you think you’ve trained them ever creature, dog and man alike, usually forget even the simplest of commands when running from bears … or you know, being on fire.

Next Week’s Beer

Cara De Luna - Crazy Mountain
From: Queen Jenn

Faith In Humanity Restored

Aurora Police Chief Nick Metz: ‘If U.S. Military won’t take you, Aurora PD will!’ - http://bit.ly/2vxVTU9

  • So because of fuck Trump, in the wake of his shitty comments about the trans community and more recently, shitty comments to cops…
  • Chief of Police in Aurora Nick Metz says: if the U.S. Military won’t accept you, Aurora Police will!
  • Metz apparently has a history of reaching out to groups ostracized by the federal government
  • In Aurora, Chief Metz called the transgender community capable in his Tweet, saying they’re welcome to apply to be officers, dispatchers, investigators, and administrators, etc.

Bonus Good News!
Congratulations @GaytheistCallie! <3

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