Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 068 - The One Where We Herd Cats

February 26, 2016
00:0000:00

In This Week’s Show an Iraqi school board replaces basic civics classes with anti-lgbtq witchcraft workshops to protect the Bundy’s religious feelings.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Antaeus (an-tee-us) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week i learned you should never buy flowers form a monk because only you can prevent Florist Friars… 

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Did you know because the Bible is the world’s number one bestseller, it is also the most shoplifted book in the world

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Terrapin Cinnamon Roll’d WnB (wake n bake) Oatmeal - Terrapin Beer Company. 

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/1SytH8B
  • BA Rating: 94
  • Style: Oatmeal Stout
  • ABV: 9.40% AB
  • Aaron: 7
  • Jenn: 7
  • Shea: 7
  • Steve: 8

From Scott

This week is Terrapin Brewing Company in Athens. The first is a yearly seasonal called “Cinnamon Rolled Wake ‘N Bake.” Terrapin has a regular seasonal known as “Wake N Bake,” which is a coffee oatmeal stout. They trot the recipe out as a seasonal special and add the cinnamon to it. Terrapin is famous for making stoner-inspired beer like Liquid Bliss (chocolate peanut butter porter, and my wife’s favorite all-time beer) and having crazy names like Guano Loco (“batshit crazy”) but this 9%+ ABV baby is pretty well-crafted. The coffee comes from a local Athens establishment called Jittery Joe’s. Hippies love that local vibe!

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

We have a very generous new Patron, Jeffrey. Thank you so much for your pledge to make the show even better and welcome to the Wrathful Beer club.

We have no new iTunes reviews…

Drunk Dial Line: 513–760–0463

Hitler had a micro-penis? Do we make a mention of this for the comedy of it? This is supposition and it’s not a for-sure thing.

Scott from Literally a Podcast is joining us next week to talk about beer and whatever else comes up.. Thanks again for the beer this week and next.

We’re moving our studio in the middle of March so be prepared for the potential of missed deadlines fucked up show, etc. 

Headlines

  • Judge orders Chino Valley (California) School district board members to stop praying and preaching in meetings - http://bit.ly/1Q5WNZt
  • MergerWatch and the ACLU study found that Catholic Hospitals are putting women’s lives at risk (Patreon) - http://bit.ly/1TBXwE0
  • Grand Jury indicts Bundy fuckheads - http://bit.ly/1TBXxrM

This Week’s Stories

Shea’s Story

Jesus Watch… - http://bit.ly/1Q5WUnG

Jenn’s story

Last week was a pretty shitty week legislatively. South Dakota became the first state to pass a bill forbidding transgender people from using bathrooms of the gender they identify with.

Ohio governor and failing GOP candidate John Kasich signed a bill to defund Planned Parenthood in the state. He also made the news THIS week for thanking ‘the women who left the kitchens to support him’ for allowing him to be elected in the 70’s.

And Georgia still sucks GA senate passes religious discrimination bill - http://bit.ly/1Q5WXQy

Aaron’s story

Saudi religious police undergo anti-witchcraft course | The Times of Israel - http://bit.ly/1TBXDPZ

Patreon story

Bill to Punish “Insults to Religious Feelings” Withdrawn from Georgian Parliament -http://bit.ly/1Q5X2DP

This Weeks Promoted Shows

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Next Week’s Beer

Moondance - Southbound Brewing Company-Savannah, GA

Faith In Humanity Restored

  1. Girl scout sells cookies outside Portland pot shop - http://bit.ly/1Q5X9iE 
  2. Stella Artois Buy a Lady a Drink - http://bit.ly/1Q5X7Ye
  3. Jenn’s Faith… - http://bit.ly/1Q5XaTN

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Come Home (Cardinal Pell) - Tim Minchin - https://youtu.be/EtHOmforqxk

Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 067 - The One Where Scalia Teaches Us A Lesson About The Ladies

February 19, 2016
00:0000:00

In This Week’s Show Dan from TGIA explains why Justice Scalia’s purity is like a ripe apple … grown from toxic mormon tampons.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Elohim (Mormon’s God the father) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I got in touch with my inner-self… This is the last time I buy one-ply from the dollar store.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Since I was out for the Valentine’s show, here’s a fun sex fact: Did you know followers of the Western occultism use sex magic? It’s the use of the power from sexual arousal and orgasm to achieve a desired result.

Welcome Dan From Thank God I'm Atheist

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Hop Syndrome Lager - Epic Brewing Company

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/1PQgTbk
  • BA Rating: 81
  • Style: American Pils Lager
  • ABV: 4.50% ABV
  • Aaron: 7
  • Jenn: 4
  • Shea: 7
  • Steve: 6
  • Dan Beecher: 6

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

  • We have a new Patron, Joshua (nice biblical name), who has provided us a generous weekly donation. Thank you!
  • No new iTunes reviews this week.
  • We Got a Voicemail - Thank you Reverend Jesus!
  • Stoned Dile Line: (513) 760–0463
  • We wish good luck to Richard Dawkins who suffered a hemorrhagic stroke. He spent 4 days in hospital and is now at home recovering - http://bit.ly/1Syq0Q6
  • Quick mention for Tara, @taralynn1203 on Twitter, you did do your math correctly!..
  • Shout out to Erin

Headlines

  • Justice Antonin Scalia was found dead in a Texas resort with a pillow over his head. Radio host and professional kook Alex Jones of Infowars, wasted no time posting an “emergency transmission” on Facebook proclaiming that Obama murdered the Scalia and that the Donald could be next. - http://bit.ly/1SyqbuN
  • Vatican says Bishops are not obligated to report alegatons of Abuse - http://bit.ly/1Syqeqv
  • Women tweeting for change - http://bit.ly/1SyqiGB

This Week’s Stories

Patreon Story

Church Leader Anoints Congregation with the Hammer of Thor - http://bit.ly/1Qic5aw

Jenn’s story

All male panel votes to keep Utah tampon luxury tax - http://bit.ly/1SyqTIl

Second Half

Shea’s Quiz - Scalia, Phelps, or Limbaugh

Scalia, Phelps, or Limbaugh - A quiz about the late Scaily. Because fuck being polite, there are some people we’re just better off without.

1. The Fabulous Gays

“Filthy sodomites crave legitimacy as dogs eating their own vomit & sows wallowing in their own feces crave unconditional love.”

-Phelps “Week 344 of the Great Gage Park Decency Drive,” WBC “News Release,” January 15, 1998

”If we cannot have moral feelings against homosexuality, can we have it against murder? Can we have it against other things?"

-Scalia said in December while at Princeton University

“It’s NOT OK to be gay. It will damn the soul, destroy the life, and doom any nation that tolerates such evil.”

-Phelps “WBC to picket UC (Tar Heels) graduation and Binkley Baptist Church,” Westboro Baptist Church “News Release,” May 3, 1999

“When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation.”

Limbaugh, making a “joke” about homosexual men, Summer 1994

“Homosexual sodomy? Come on. For 200 years, it was criminal in every state”

-Scalia said in October at the American Enterprise Institute, according to The Associated Press

2. Non-Whites and other minorities

“There are those who contend that it does not benefit African Americans to get them into the University of Texas, where they do not do well, as opposed to having them go to a less-advanced school, a slower-track school where they do well. One of the briefs pointed out that most of the black scientists in this country don’t come from schools like the University of Texas. They come from lesser schools where they do not feel that they’re being pushed ahead in classes that are too fast for them.”

-Scalia Affirmative Action case, Fisher v. University of Texas at Austin

“Have you ever noticed how all composite pictures of wanted criminals resemble Jesse Jackson?”

-Limbaugh

“The fact that juries continue to sentence mentally retarded offenders to death for extreme crimes shows that society’s moral outrage sometimes demands execution of retarded offenders.”

-Scalia In his dissent in Atkins v. Virginia, 2002,

“Forget the American Bald Eagle. Since June 23, 1994, the only fitting emblem for the Great Seal of the United States Judiciary is this beast…Just call me: ‘Yo Honuh’!!!… Here Come De Judge!!!”

-Phelps –Text surrounding a racist caricature of an African-American female judge, “The Federal Judiciary: A Menagerie of Demonic, Libidinous, unclean Beasts: A Curse from God Upon an Apostate Nation,” WBC flier, November 28, 1996

[When a Mexican won the New York Marathon] “An immigration agent chased him the last 10 miles.”

Limbaugh

“No one thinks your client is abstaining from tequila for fear of being deported. This is an ingenious exercise of the conceivable.”

-Scalia responded to an attorney argued that his client didn’t have to be deported because he was already on parole.

“If homosexuality being inborn is what makes it acceptable, why does racism being inborn not make racism acceptable? … We are born that way. We don’t choose it. So shouldn’t it be acceptable, excuse — this is according to the way the left thinks about things.”

-Limbaugh

3. Women Folk

Women: can’t live with em, {redacted because it’s a give away} because they’re hysterical, shrieking, fetus-viability redefining banshees.

-Scalia about Sandra Day O’Connor becoming the first woman on the United States Supreme Court.

“A feminazi is a woman to whom the most important thing in life is seeing to it that as many abortions as possible are performed. Their unspoken reasoning is quite simple. Abortion is the single greatest avenue for militant women to exercise their quest for power and advance their belief that men aren’t necessary. Nothing matter but me, says the feminazi; there is an unviable tissue mass. Feminazis have adopted abortion as a kind of sacrament for their religion/politics of alienation and bitterness.”

-Limbaugh, The Way Things Ought To Be, p.192–93 , 1992

“Skip the ‘frill classes’ like women in justice. Take the bread and butter courses. Do not take ’law and women,’ do not take ‘law and poverty,’ do not take ‘law and anything,’"

Scalia When a law student at University of Wyoming asked what classes she should take.

“I’m a huge supporter of women. What I’m not is a supporter of liberalism. Feminism is what I oppose. Feminism has led women astray. I love the women’s movement — especially when walking behind it.”

Limbaugh, responding to criticism that he is sexist and defending his selection as one of the judges at the 2010 Miss America Pageant, “Fox News’ Fox & Friends,” February 3, 2010.

“Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society.”

-Limbaugh, The Rush Limbaugh Show, August 12, 2005.

4. Obama

“Barack the Magic Negro lives in DC“ YouTube video complete with Puff The Magic Dragon tune… it’s horrifying (SFW, just, use headphones ok!) - http://bit.ly/1Sytcet

-Limbaugh This original song aired on ‘The Rush Limbaugh Show’ several times.

“The president whose moral values would permit him to kill his unborn grandchildren if his daughters get pregnant by mistake, that same president has now issued a formal proclamation glorifying sodomite sin!”

-Phelps ”Fag Lover Obama." WBC Video News. Westboro Baptist Church. June 4, 2009.

“Obama is a clown. You don’t have to be a scientist to know that the President doesn’t know what he’s talking about when he says fossil fuels are the energy of the past. We have more oil than we need. We’ll never run out of it. It’s all we’ve got.”

-Limbaugh, saying the world has unlimited oil despite what geologists and other scientists say, March 8, 2011.

“Obama’s entire economic program is reparations.”

Limbaugh

Next Week’s Beer

Terrapin Cinnamon Roll’d WnB (wake n bake) Oatmeal Stout - Terrapin Beer Company

Faith In Humanity Restored

Runway Model Shatters Stereotypes & Goes For Her Dreams - http://bit.ly/1XxMZu0

This Weeks Promoted Shows

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Join The Discussion

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Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 066 - The One Where Commander Cody Issue The Order…

February 12, 2016
00:0000:00

In This Week’s Show Beyonce crashes her own funeral after Ted Cruz murders her face with Flint’s water.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while !Xu (sky god of the Bushmen of southern Africa who is invoked in illness) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that because the world is 52% women, I can confidently say I have a bigger dick than more than half the planet.

But before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Xingu (shin-goo) Black Beer - Cervejaria Kaiser

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/20d7vzX
  • BA Rating: 79
  • Style: Schwarzbier
  • ABV: 4.70%
  • Aaron: 8
  • Jenn: :S
  • Shea: 8
  • Steve: 8

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

  • No new patrons or iTunes makes Shea sad…
  • Jenn’s out this week with the plague, wish her well on iTunes by leaving a review!
  • Steve was on Atheism 101 this week with Matt & Tim. Check it out at http://atheism101podcast.com
  • This Website Will Help You Officially Resign from the Mormon Church - https://quitmormon.com
  • Dan Beecher of “Thank God I’m Atheist” will be our guest next week.
  • Drunk Dial Line: 513–760–0463

Headlines

  • Woman crashes her own funeral - http://thenewdaily.com.au/news/2016/02/07/woman-crashes-funeral-husband-paid-kill/
  • Cops whining about Beyonce’s Superbowl halftime performance - http://bit.ly/1PGp0nb
    • Other whiney bitches complaining that the halftime show promoted homosexuality - http://bit.ly/1PQhkm2
  • “Religious Freedom” Bill in West Virginia - http://bit.ly/1PGoWUE

This Week’s Stories

Patreon story

A new church Emerges in Tanzania where pastor must not touch the ground until the end of the sermon! - http://bit.ly/1PQhedX

Aaron’s Story

Instead of Helping Flint, Michigan Republicans Just Passed a Bill That Makes Anal Sex Illegal - http://bit.ly/1PQhfyC

Shea’s Ted Talk

This week my news feed was full of awesome things I didn’t know about Ted Cruz so I want to take a minute to teach you what I have learned.

  • Neurologist explains why it’s hard to look at Ted Cruz’s creepy ‘unsettling’ face - http://bit.ly/1PQh9qM
  • Ted Cruz college classmates ‘horrified’ he might become president - http://bit.ly/1PGoSEj
    • Craig Mazin, a screenwriter and Cruz’s former roommate has some things to say - http://bit.ly/1PGoJk5
  • ‘He’s possessed by a demon’: Man attempts exorcism on Ted Cruz during campaign event Patreon Cut - http://bit.ly/1PQh4Dv
  • TrusTed Cruz - http://bit.ly/1PGoDJe

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Next Week’s Beer

Hop Syndrome Lager - Epic Brewing Company

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/1PQgTbk
  • BA Rating: 81
  • Style: American Pale Lager
  • ABV: 5.00% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored

New Law Forbids Food Waste, Supermarkets Must Donate Unsold Items To Charities & Food Banks - http://bit.ly/1T97QED

Join The Discussion

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Find out more about SON and the other shows that make up the network at SecularOutreach.com

Bonus Cat Video

Archer PI - http://bit.ly/1PGord3

Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 065 - The One Where We Solve Crimes!

February 5, 2016
00:0000:00

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Annapurna (Hindu Goddess of harvest and food) hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that Batman is a one percenter beating up the mentally ill. 

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Welcome to February! Did you know the name of the month comes from either the old-Italian god Februus or else from februra, the festivals of Roman purification that took place during this month?

In This Week’s Show

HBO visits Harlem’s satanic temple to give away homo-iopathic bible based porn-remedies.

And I’m Steve, but before we get to all that, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

The Pit & The Pendulum - SweetWater Brewing Company

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/1ZXKZuJ
  • BA Rating: 86
  • Style: American Wild Ale
  • ABV: 8.30% ABV
  • Aaron: 6
  • Jenn: 7
  • Shea: 10
  • Steve: 3

This Week’s Show

Round Table Discussion

Funny and Intelligent

thatcaketho

I would listen to this show even if I weren’t sleeping with one of you.

Audible pleasure

Awsome mccool

Above and beyond this is my favorite podcast, that isn’t hard core history. These beautiful people and Shea are young fun and full of beer!

Drunk Dial Line: (513) 760–0463

Couple of folks have left voicemails. Homebrewer Ben left one that is…special.

Bonus Beer 1

Jai Alai IPA - Cigar City Brewing

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/20d74p9
  • BA Rating: 93
  • Style: American IPA
  • ABV: 7.5%
  • Aaron: 4
  • Shea: 7
  • Steve: 2
  • Jenn: 8

Headlines

  • LGBT Center Wants to Buy Harlem Hate Pastor’s Church - http://bit.ly/20d75JU
  • Doctor Says His Bible-Based Program Will Change Your Body Chemistry and Prevent Chronic Disease - http://bit.ly/1obhV7e
  • Utah Senator wants to declare Porn a public health crisis - http://ind.pn/20d7bBc

This Week’s Stories

Aaron's Story

The Customer Is Always Right… unless you’re buying from the church. Then fuck you.

Always Submit To Church Administration - http://bit.ly/20d7eNq

Always submit to church administration

For they were placed by Lord God to lead His nation

If we obey then we will receive salvation

Sing along with me.

Bonus Beer 2

Les Grisettes - Green Bench Brewing Co.

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/20d7jk2
  • BA Rating: none
  • Style: Saison / Farmhouse Ale
  • ABV: 4.30% ABV
  • Aaron: 4
  • Shea: 7
  • Steve: 4
  • Jenn: 5

Jenn's Story

  • HBO Cheshire Murder Doc - http://itsh.bo/20d7ko9

Bonus Beer 3

Maduro Oatmeal Brown Ale - Cigar City Brewing  (Patreon)

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/20d7oUU
  • BA Rating: 88
  • Style: English Brown Ale
  • ABV: 5.50% ABV
  • Aaron: 6
  • Shea: 4
  • Steve: 8
  • Jenn: 7

Shea's Story (Patreon)

  • Satanic Smack Down in AZ - http://bit.ly/1obiduV
  • Update - http://bit.ly/20d7snN

Next Week’s Beer

Xingu (shin-goo) Black Beer - Cervejaria Kaiser

  • BA Link: http://bit.ly/20d7vzX
  • BA Rating: 79
  • Style: Schwarzbier
  • ABV: 4.70% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored

Thanks to all those who railed to send water to Flint - http://huff.to/20d7zj6

Join The Discussion

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To comment on a show or suggest a brew visit our web, twitter or Facebook pages. As always, we’d love to get a good rating on iTunes or Stitcher!

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Bonus Cat Video

Boobs & Social Justice - So, win-win eh!

Free The Nipple - http://bit.ly/20d8EaP