Waiting 4 Wrath - Episode 046 - The One Where Ceiling Cat Learns to Clog Dance

September 24, 2015
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Seriously, sorry about the lumps and bumps, the freshmen-gremlins above the studio were restless…

~ W4W Editors

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Egyptian Goddess Bast hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Mama Gay’s Good Advice

When faced with a horrible Monday, remember: left foot, right foot, repeat as needed. It’s like lather, rinse, repeat…but all Zen and shit. And every Friday, remember to wish your coworkers a Happy POETS day. Just don’t tell them it means Piss On Everything Tomorrow’s Saturday. 

Jenn’s Lesson

This Saturday is Yom Kippur. It is also called Day of Atonement and is the day when Jews ask for forgiveness and look to the future. It is the holiest day of the year in the Jewish calendar. I’m truly sorry Shea isn’t here to sputter some Hebrew.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show:

In this week’s show we’ll spank a bag of Doritos until our lady bits go deaf.

And I’m Steve — Let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer:

Organic Ur Pils - Brauerei Pinkus Mueller, Germany

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1FPGhFS

  • BA Rating: 86
  • Style: German Pilsener
  • ABV: 5.20% ABV
  • Aaron: 9
  • Jenn: 8
  • Jim: 9
  • Steve: 8

Announcements

Thanks to the patrons!

A special massive, extra awesome thank you to the guys at Atheism 101, a dick joke telling podcast that actually does it’s homework; and to awesome listener and generally badass person Susanne!

Just a reminder that if you want to kick as much ass as these two ass kickers — and get all manner of bonus content — sign up at patreon.com/w4w!

Finally, a few of you have asked about the beer song. That’s The Beer Song from Elbowskin, an awesome pair hilarious musical Aussies. Thanks again to Elbowskin for graciously allowing us the use a bit of their hilarious beer song! Find more of their brilliance at elbowskin.com.au

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Headlines

Jenn’s Story:

This week we’re taking a slightly different route. Think of this as a ‘Very Special Episode of Waiting 4 Wrath” but instead of 80’s cartoon characters telling you to beware of drugs, you have Big Gay Jim and myself discussing a couple of prepared topics. So tonight, Jim and I don’t have a specific news story to discuss, but instead we’re bringing attention to certain issues that are important to us.

A brief window into their thoughts on the ladies. Women’s roles in the major religions:

  • Islam/Koran “Men are above all the women, because Allah has given one part a superiority over the other.”
  • Confucius: “One hundred girls are not worth as much as one boy.”
  • Hinduism: “A girl must be under the care of her father … in youth under the care of the husband and in old age under the care of her sons. But she should never be free and independent.” (Manu V. 148)
  • Bible (Paul in a letter to the Ephesians): “The women shall be servant to the men who are their masters.”
  • Mormonism: The Mormon position on women has changed little since the early 1800’s, when the official view was that “woman’s primary place is in the home, where she is to rear children and abide by the righteous counsel of her husband”. Her afterlife role is being perpetually pregnant to populate their husbands planet and share him with other ‘wives’.
  • St. Gregory of Nazianzum: “Woman – a foe to friendship, an inescapable punishment, a necessary evil.” “Among save beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.”

A good resource on violence against women (religious origins or not) is vawnet.org. The site also has a breakdown on different prominent religions sects and some of the more prevalent destructive aspects of their teachings: http://bit.ly/1NWldFN

Second Half

Skype interview with Julia of 

Next Week’s Beer

Pumpkick - New Belgium Brewing

Ft.Collins Colorado, United States

  • BA score: 79
  • Style: Seasonal, Pumpkin Ale
  • ABV: 6.00% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored

For first time, Alabama schools required to teach climate change, evolution

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W4W Episode 045 - The One Where We Fly the Friendly Gay Skies

September 17, 2015
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Episode 45 Notes

Grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Biersal hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Big Gay Jim’s Intro

I’m Big Gay Jim, your flight attendant and entertainment director for today’s flight. Please keep your drinks inside your hands or mouth at all times and remember that in accordance with federal regulations, you must obey all instructions from the flight crew. Namely me. 

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

This past week was Rosh Hashanah, the first of the Jewish High Holy Days. It’s knows as the Feast of Trumpets and is said to be the anniversary of the creation ofAdam & Eve and their first actions toward the realization of humanity’s role ingod’s world.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show

In this week’s show Kentucky releases a new homeopathic pelvic dress code to reduce Spiritually Transmitted Diseases on rainbow busses. 

And I’m Steve — Let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Tropicalia - Breakside Brewery

Beer DB: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/22843/153807/

  • BA Rating: 85
  • Style: Saison / Farmhouse Ale
  • ABV: 6.00%ABV
  • Aaron: 0
  • Steve: 0
  • Jim: 3
  • Jenn: 3

Announcements

Congratulations to the Universal Church of … Bacon for tripling its membership. Find out more at unitedchurchofbacon.org

As you may have guessed Shea’s still on his honeymoon, but no word yet if his honey is enjoying the mooning. So welcome Big Gay Jim to the show!

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Headlines

Jenn’s Story:

Today in ‘The South continues to outdo its own idiocy’ news, an Alabama town is trying to pass a law regulating pants and skirts worn by all citizens and visitors to the city.

Jim’s Story

Kim Davis will not interfere with gay marriage licenses

Second Half

Afterlife Styles of the Rich & Famous!

Some existential quotes from celebrities. Do you think they are atheists or religious? Some starts, there no doubt: the George Carlins, Bill Mahers, Ricky Gervais’, … Kirk Cameron’s? But what about the less outspoken?

Next Week’s Beer

Organic Ur Pils - Brauerei Pinkus Mueller

Beer DB: http://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/31/81/

  • BA Rating: 86
  • Style: German Pilsener
  • ABV: 5.20% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored

Navajo Lady Delivers Water 75 Miles Every Day to Homes Without Plumbing

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http://devour.com/video/7-meals-that-could-cure-your-hangover/

Special Thanks

Elbow Skin for a clip of The Beer Song. Find the full version and more musically comedic gold at http://elbowskin.com.au
And of course, to our patrons and listeners like you!

W4W - Episode 044 - The One Where We Get Shea-faced With Matt of Atheism 101

September 11, 2015
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Episode Notes:

Grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Mok Chi hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I realized that somewhere out there, is a man who has jacked of more than anybody else in the world. Also I believe that man is Aaron…

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

Shea is now a newlywed and can call out of work for a year! According to Deuteronomy 24:5: When a man takes a new wife, he shall not go out with the army nor be charged with any duty; he shall be free at home one year and shall give happiness to his wife whom he has taken.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show

In this weeks show The Pope uses his special 19-inch wand to abort an evil Bangladeshi spirit before it taints a Christian Colleges holy milk.

And joining us this week is Matt from Atheism 101.

This Week’s Beer

Stone / Farking / Wheaton W00tstout - Stone Brewing Co.

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1ikjX20

  • BA Rating: 90
  • Style: American Double / Imperial Stout
  • ABV: 13.00% ABV
  • Steve: 2
  • Aaron: 4
  • Jenn: 4
  • Shea: 5

Announcements:

A big thank you to Beth and Heretic Woman from Atheists on Air: Beyond the Trailer Park for having us on last week. Check out there show, you can find it on iTunes and where awesome people are heard on the internet. As a reminder Beth could really use your help because of some health stuff, so check out her GoFundMe at bit.ly/aoafund.

Speaking of other atheist shows as we approach our 50th show we’d love to play a promo for your show or event. Introduce yourself on the socials or through email with an up to 30 second promo and we’ll give you some air time! If you want you promo on an earlier show, you can always bribe us an iTunes review…

Finally, we’ve been made aware that no one knows we have a patreon page. So if you need another 15 to 45 minutes of Shea being a drunk asshole, check us out at patreon.com/W4W

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Headlines

400 Church Leaders Expected To Resign After Ashley Madison Hack

Pastor Makes Congregants Suck His Privates In Church, Says His Semen Is Holy Milk

Aaron’s Story

A Christian College President Resigned Due to “Health Concerns”; He Was Actually Caught Having an Affair

Jenn’s Story:

Pope decrees that priests can use discretion in absolving women from the sin of abortion.

Shea’s Story - Available on Patreon.com!

Six Tribal Santal Catholics Kill Bangladeshi Woman to Release the “Evil Spirit” Inside

Second Half

Apologetics and beer with Matt of Atheism 101!

Next Week’s Beer

Tropicalia - Breakside Brewery

Faith In Humanity Restored

http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2015/08/27/this-church-responded-to-anti-gay-vandalism-in-a-beautiful-way

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Liam Dutton nails pronouncing Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

W4W - Episode 043 - The One Where Shea Has Dental Surgery

September 3, 2015
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Grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Kapo hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson

This week I learned that spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of letting a balloon go. 

Jenn’s Actual Lesson

The Talmud is very strict about banning extramarital sex — but also enforcing marital sex. The Talmud even lays out a timetable for how often husbands should “rejoice” their wives. 

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show

On this weeks show Pat Robertson will make Siri think whoo whoo bullshit at Josh Duggar to stop him jacking it to Ellen Page.

This Week’s Beer

Broken Auger Larger - Broken Bow Brewery

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1NDrXrO

  • BA Rating: N/A
  • Style: American Amber / Red Lager
  • ABV: 5.2%
  • Aaron: 0
  • Steve: 0
  • Shea: 1
  • Jenn: 1

Announcements

Thanks to Utah Outcasts for reaching out to us, you guys rock. Check out Utah Outcasts on iTunes, Stitcher and wherever quality podcasts are casted.

Special thanks to the atheist podcasters that replied to our guesting request. If you’d like to have beautiful Jenn or drunk Shea on your show, drop us a line.

This Week’s Show

Stories

Steve’s Headlines:

Jenn’s Story

Incoming Christian students at Duke recoil at having to read graphic novel by lesbian author, Fun Home

Steve’s Story:

Josh Dugger fucks porn actress

Shea’s Story

Ted Cruz explains the Ellen Page debacle

Ted Cruz takes some time out of his busy schedule to grill up some pork chops and ignore basic civil liberties for around 4% of Americans. 

This past week harkened in the annual Iowa State Fair and Ted Cruz thought this would be the perfect place to spew his own special brand of bigotry and nonsense. In between trying really hard to be cool and kissing the public’s ass he was approached by Ellen Page in a shitty disguise asking questions about the LGBTQ community and their rights. Well, Cruz performs exactly how we expected him to, with more than a little argle-bargle and double talk. There is a lot to this short video but the audio is just awful and hard to hear so there will be a link in the show notes. After Ellen asks her first question, if Cruz thinks LGBTQ community is persecuted more than the Bible believing Christian community he cuts her off and says “I’m happy to answer your question but not to have a back-and-forth debate,” or in other words shut up Ted is talking. Ted Cruz’s answers are tone deaf, mean-spirited and downright shit. While his argle-bargle satisfies most of the GOP’s side of the argument, his comparison forcing a Rabbi to conduct a Christian wedding to a baker refusing to make a gay wedding cake, shows he doesn’t have the mental capacity to handle the presidency. They don’t compare at all, it’s like saying a Donkey is the same as ass fucking (which for Cruze are similar). One is a business that must abide by the constitution above any religious objections and the other is forced cross-denominational ceremony administration. So, Mr Cruz, if I start a “church” that thinks Black people are evil, does that then allow me to discriminate against blacks at my diner? No it does not. Why? Because constitutional rights and the law override religious rights.

Okay, rant over… I got a little passionate about how much I hate Cruz. I’m sure by now most of you have seen Ellen grill Cruz while he ais grilling. What i wanted to actually tell you is how he is trying to recover himself. 

“That was not a big surprise that she and I had some disagreements there,” Cruz observed. “An awful lot of folks in the media, an awful lot of folks in Hollywood, they dismiss the assault on religious liberty. They say it isn’t real.”

“I’m a Christian and scripture commands Christians to love everybody,” he continued. “This is about whether the government is going to persecute people of faith for standing up to their faith.” (Except if you’re gay though)

“And what we’re seeing right now is this liberal fascism and intolerance,” Cruz said. “Their object is to persecute, to punish, to fine any Bible-following Christian or believer that believes in the biblical definition of marriage as the union of one man and one woman.”

“There are some activists who, frankly, manifest a hatred and intolerance for Christians, who are persecuting Christians,” the GOP candidate said as he squinted. “That is unfortunate. As I said, I think we should love everybody.”

So he recovered by reminding us that the christians are being more and more persecuted every year and it’s just so tough on them… They just want to love. You know it’s all too often that HUGE groups, like the 77% of americans that identify as christian, get bullied into baking cakes and selling flowers for the fierce oppressive 3.4% of the US population that identifies as LGBTQ!

If this trend continues we should be on the look out for poor Christian youth that have been forced into a life of homelessness and prostitution simply for having coming out as Christian to their gay parents resulting in their immediate disownment. .

Everyone pray for those poor Christians

In closing I want to remind you that Cruz’s slogan is Reigniting the Promise of America… Ignite meant to set on fire, so i think this means let’s make America gay and he just isn’t ready to step out of that closet yet. 

Next Week’s Beer

Stone / Farking / Wheaton W00tstout - Stone Brewing Co.

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1ikjX20

  • BA Rating: 90
  • Style: American Double / Imperial Stout
  • ABV: 13.00% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored

The Foo Fighters Rick Roll the Westboro Church

The First time they did it back in 2011

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Suffragette