W4W - Episode 038 - The One Where We Record In A Van Down By The River

July 30, 2015
00:0000:00

In this weeks show Jehovah god takes the wheel and runs a car full of confederate grandma’s into a football game played by exploding chickens.


Shea’s Life Lesson:  This week I learned that of course you should fight fire with fire, you should always fight everything with fire.

Jenn’s Actual Lesson: Some faiths require believers to refuse medical treatment? For example, Jehovah’s Witnesses aren't allowed to receive blood transfusions and Christian Scientists often refuse all traditional medicine.





Next Week's Beer

Owyhee Amber Ale - Beer Valley Brewing Co.

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1I4D4Fz

  • BA Rating: 84

  • Style: American Amber / Red Ale

  • ABV: 5.5%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Scientists develop pill that may end gluten allergy, Good beer for everyone!

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W4W - Episode 037 - The One Where Everything Is Sin-Shea-tional!

July 23, 2015
00:0000:00

In this weeks episode we’ll friend baphomet on god-book after we met at an atheist school assembly.


Welcome to another blasphemous episode of Waiting for Wrath;

where we rip apart the headlines;

where making a point is beside the point;

where we ridicule the the stupid in our world, so it doesn’t drive us insane.

We’re not experts and we make no apologies for our opinions — so — let’s have a discussion, revel in the digression and, some god forbid, have a laugh or two.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis —

         because, while Pluto hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying his patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson:  If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one...

Jenn’s Actual Lesson: Did you know Jesus makes appearances in the Qur’an? More specifically, for example, he can talk as an infant and turns a clay bird into a real one.

Let’s have a beer!

This Week's Beer

Open Range IPA from South Park Brewing

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1KUVgDx

  • BA Rating: N/A

  • Style: American IPA

  • ABV:  6.50% ABV

  • Aaron: 8

  • Steve: 7

  • Shea: 7

  • Jenn: 7

Shea’s Story

Sin Free Facebook

So I decided to become an investigative journalist for this weeks story, and the first thing i want to tell you is that I didn’t use Rawstory, Patheos, or any of our other regular news outlets, so suck it! I actually did some work!

To start I had to see this site and the only way you can view profiles and see posts was to join Facegloria… Also this site is in Portuguese so i feel like I should get some sort of badge for going above and beyond.

Terms and Services

Definition-The FACEGLORIA, afigura- themselves as social network Christian values, with free enjoyment to all people, regardless of ethnicity, social class and religion. Simply for enjoyment purposes. Express consent and framing the provisions outlined in the Terms of Conditions of Use.

According to this we are free to participate

After making a profile and choosing a username (Waiting 4Wrath) I was brought to a rather boring white page prompting me to add a profile picture and a background, naturally i used our logo and a background of our holy sacrament, a nice picture of beer. After this i was done… there really wasn’t much else to do, i could see new users and add them as “friends” so i thought what the hell lets get some new listeners, and i know the best place to look is “a Christian communication tool with many integrated media, created to facilitate communication between people who seek to preserve the principles of family, morality and respect among users who share the same faith, ideas, and other activities.”

What could go wrong?

Immediately, and by that i had to log back in to populate the page, i was greeted by a page of very facebook like updates and messages, i scroll through a few and i find a new friend Andy, i’m not going to use last name incase they actually used  a real name. Andy looks a bit like a serial killer but who am i to judge, now this is where it gets interesting his background picture is an inverted cross and pentagram… shit just got real! I instantly tried to look at his profile, but whether it is my kindergarten grasp of Portuguese or Faceglorias horrible UI i couldn't manage more that frustrating myself. I kept scrolling down my holy newsfeed hoping to potentially find some more gems and once again my good friend Andy lights up my life, this time with a post i could see, a lovely picture of a half a dozen or so inverted crosses surrounding a lovely goat head and above the words IN NOMINE DEI NOSTRI LUCIFERI EXCELSI, all in caps mind you, now there are some words i recognize, In the name of our Lord High Lucifer.

I am just overwhelmed with emotions right now, I couldn’t help myself and i looked for the like button, even with my base knowledge of this language i could identify a heart shape under the post, but what does Amem mean? that didn't look like any i have ever seen, maybe that's because it was Amen! as in Amen brother, preach it to the choir… needless to say he didn't get an amen from me last night but i did post the word like, because fuck you for making me use a holy word.

I continue on my investigation to see if there is anything else interesting out here, and i find a hot bed of satan worship and Portuguese trolls, this could actually be where Waiting4Wrath belongs. I find the fruits of my labors fulfilling and rewarding, with the more friends i add posts roll in and along with the many religious quotes and iconography there runs a vein of rebellion and trolling, i’m most curious to see how this turns out.

I will keep you all posted as my investigation continues because i know you are all waiting with baited breath to hear more of my escapades with Facegloria.

Steve’s Story-Headlines

Second Half

Beer Quiz of Awesomeness!


Next Week's Beer

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1LxDSqu

  • BA Rating: 83

  • Style: Saison / Farmhouse Ale

  • ABV:   ~7.00% ABV

Faith In Humanity Restored

Jew Saved From Nazis Now Helps Christians Flee ISIS to Repay ‘Debt’ http://bit.ly/1LxEbBq

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W4W - Episode 036 - The One Where Dumpster Cat Joins Us.

July 17, 2015
00:0000:00

In this weeks episode we’ll friend Baphomet on god-book after we met at an atheist school assembly.

Shea’s Life Lesson:  I learned that the people you care most about in life are taken away much too soon, and all the less important ones never go away...

Jenn’s Actual Lesson: The Pope recently visited Guayaquil, Ecuador. While there, a specialty bathroom was built for his use only, complete with a large Asian-style rug, wall-sized mirror and a painting of Jesus. Now we know where the Pope poops.

This Week's Beer

Samuel Adams Rebel Rider - Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)

  • Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1KUOqOy
  • BA Rating: 79
  • Style: American IPA
  • ABV: 4.5
  • Aaron: 6
  • Jenn: 7
  • Shea: 7
  • Steve: 6

Welcome to our new listeners! Thanks for giving us a try!

This Week’s Show

Steve’s Story-Headlines

Aaron's Story: Creationist Explains to Eighth Grader How Humans Came Into Existence: “POOF! God Made ‘Em” http://bit.ly/1HigIwC

Jean’s Story: OK can’t make up its damn mind! http://huff.to/1SrLHNa

Second Half

Religious Trauma Syndrome: How some organized religion leads to mental health problems http://bit.ly/1SrLSrM

Next Week's Beer

Open Range IPA from South Park Brewing

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1KUVgDx

  • BA Rating: N/A
  • Style: American IPA
  • ABV:  6.50% ABV 

Faith In Humanity Restored

After Girl Scouts Reject $100,000 Anti-Transgender Donation, They Raise Far More Online http://bit.ly/1eHJkJ2

W4W - Episode 035 - The One Where We Make You Feel Feelings

July 9, 2015
00:0000:00

Steve’s Welcome:

Welcome to another blasphemous episode of Waiting for Wrath;

where we rip apart the headlines;

where making a point is beside the point;

where we ridicule the the stupid in our world, so it doesn’t drive us insane.

We’re not experts and we make no apologies for our opinions — so — let’s have a discussion, revel in the digression and, some god forbid, have a laugh or two.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis —

because, while Polynesian gay god couple Pala-Mao and Kumi-Kahi hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying their patience!


Shea’s Life Lesson:

The main accomplishment of almost all organized protests is to annoy people who aren't in them 

Jenn’s Actual Lesson:

Jupiter and Venus are currently in a confluence, appearing almost as one light source. There are many fundamentalist Christians who are taking this to be the ‘return of the Star of David’ and a sign of the ‘end of days’. If you don’t believe me, you should check out my Facebook feed.

*looking for CRAY-ZAY?: http://bit.ly/1LEhU3D

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show:

In this weeks episode Bristol Palin hires the gays to scrap her uterus for undocumented aliens.

And I’m Steve — But before we move on, let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer

Just A Minor Threat - Black Bottle Brewery

Beer DB:  http://bit.ly/1HzAsSW

  • BA Rating: 82 (good)
  • Style: American Double / Imperial IPA 
  • ABV: 11.60%
  • Aaron: 4
  • Jenn: 4
  • Jim: 4
  • Shea: 7
  • Steve: 3

This Week’s Show

Stories

Jenn’s Story:

A Short History of Bristol Palin’s Lectures
http://slate.me/1GOJDsX

Steve’s Goddamned Headlines:

Oklahoma’s Top Court actually knows the law

http://wapo.st/1GOJIwG

Texas’ Gov. appoints homeschooler to Chair State Board of Education http://bit.ly/1LEi5vZ

Guess who’s talking out of his ass again?

http://bit.ly/1NVTSkb

Drones over Poland?

http://bit.ly/1KXuFpz

Next Week's Beer

Samuel Adams Rebel Rider - Boston Beer Company (Samuel Adams)

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1KUOqOy

  • BA Rating: 79

  • Style: American IPA

  • ABV: 4.5%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Holy Shit Fox! Some actual good news. http://bit.ly/1GOKERU

Also, baked grapefruit: http://www.food.com/recipe/baked-grapefruit-197549

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Usa Challenges Japan To Giant Robot Duel!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVJTGLL2SnI

Response To Robot Duel Challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u8mheM2Hrg

W4W - Episode 034 - The One Where Jenn Is Done With Our Shit.

July 2, 2015
00:0000:00

Welcome to another blasphemous episode of Waiting for Wrath;

where we rip apart the headlines;

where making a point is beside the point;

where we ridicule the the stupid in our world, so it doesn’t drive us insane.

We’re not experts and we make no apologies for our opinions — so — let’s have a discussion, revel in the digression and, some god forbid, have a laugh or two.

Now, grab a beer and help us test the god hypothesis — because, while Freyja hasn’t struck us down yet, we are trying her patience!

Shea’s Life Lesson: 

Last week i learned you can vomit long after you think you have finished

Vice intro:

Today we’re joined by good friend of the show, Vice 1331, who is sitting in for Jenn who cannot be here for the first half of the show. Even though Vice is one of our good friends, we’re not sure we can completely forgive him for all of the shitty beers he brought us to try out.

Aaron’s Understanding of the Show:

In this weeks episode Donald Trump hosts the Gay Reich’s fight against Bryan Fischer’s erectile dysfunction with Obama-care subsidized Mexican weed.

And I’m Steve — Let’s have a beer!

This Week’s Beer:

La Fin Du Monde

Unibroue

Beer DB: http://bit.ly/1SNKwK2

  • BA Rating: 96

  • Style: Tripel

  • ABV: 9%

  • A: 6

  • Sh: 8

  • St: 6

  • Vice: 3 

We have a guest-heavy show this week since we’re joined in the second half of the show by not only our regular beautiful host Jenn, but also the somewhat less than beautiful friend of the show, Matthew the Apostle, who brought a bonus beer to taste, and who take part in a special quiz.

This Week’s Show

Goddamned Headlines:

Stories

Shea’s Story

Donald Trump vows to sue Univision for cancelling Miss USA: It’s ‘common sense’ that Mexicans are rapists http://bit.ly/1LWYTYd

Aaron’s Story

If We Take Down The Confederate Flag, We Must Also Ban the “Gay Reich” Rainbow One, Says Bryan Fischer http://bit.ly/1djwhfG 

The Candidating Game

As of taping, we have officially 25 declared Republican candidates.

Starting off gently, sliding into the crazy:

1.

This candidate was hired as CEO of Hewlett-Packard in 1999. By 2005, HP had lost over 50% of it’s share value, leading this candidate to be frequently ranked as one of the worst tech CEOs in history. 

Quote: “I come from a world outside of politics where track records and accomplishments count.”

Carly Fiorina

*hint: only Repub candidate with a known vagina. As of now, each party only has one vagina to speak of.

2. 

This toothy Southern bachelor seems to have less an open door and more a swinging door policy, at least as far as the ladies if he makes it to the White House:

Quote: “Well, I’ve got a sister. She could play that role if necessary. I’ve got a lot of friends. We’ll have a rotating First Lady.”

Lindsey Graham

*hint: Perhaps it’s his delicate first name that has created some of the difficulties in pinning down a potential FLOTUS.

3. 

Despite parents literally allowing his hands on their children’s minds, this candidate believes that same sex rape or intercourse in prisons prove that homosexuality is a choice:

Quote: “A lot of people who go into prison straight, and when they come out they’re gay.”

Ben Carson

*hint: Member of a minority, still thinks being gay is a gateway drug to bestiality.

4.

This candidate adds some much-needed gravitas to the 2016 race. He is nothing if not deserving of respect.

Quote: “I have a great relationship with the blacks.”

Donald Trump

*hint: claims to be 6’3, but I’m sure the hair adds a couple of inches.

5. 

With his political career possibly riding on the coattails of his father’s name, this Southern candidate is now blazing his own trails and finding new and creative ways to be a sexist asshole on all the major news networks.

Quote: “I have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines.”

Rand Paul

*hint: He blamed being “testy” for snapping at Today host Savannah Guthrie and complaining she “talked over” him, and actually ‘shushed’ CNBC host Kelly Evans and told her to “calm down”.

6. 

Despite having been a senator of the great state of Texas for 12 years, somehow this candidate can never seem to find clothes that fit. He also keeps getting putting into positions to talk all science-y.

Quote: “One of the worst things that can happen to a species is to be listed on the Endangered Species Act. If is gets listed it’s almost certain to become endangered.”

---side note - do we actually add things to the Act itself? Isn’t it a list???

Ted Cruz

*hint: should technically be a non-issue, since he was born in Alberta, Canada (someone alert Trump!)

7. 

n 2001 this candidate introduced a provision to the No Child Left Behind initiative to allow schools to add intelligent design to their science curriculum in addition to evolution.

Quote: To Glenn Beck, “Drill everywhere, there’s no such thing as global warming.”

Rick Santorum

*hint: despite the name, he is not, in fact, built like a brick shithouse

8.

Oldest of the current Repub candidates (not counting Jack Fellure**, who has been writing himself in since 1988) he also appears to be the least nutso: pro-choice, wishy-washy, but seems to be an advocate for gay rights, considers himself an environmentalist and has worked to fight climate change.

Quote: “When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.”

George Pataki

*hint: former Governor of New York who is not Rudy Guiliani

**Jack Fellure runs on a platform based on the 1611 Authorized King James Bible. As a candidate he calls for the elimination of the liquor industry, abortion and pornography, and advocates prayer in public schools and the criminalization of homosexuality. He has blamed the ills of society on “atheists, Marxists, liberals, queers, liars, draft dodgers, flag burners, dope addicts, sex perverts and anti-Christians”.

9.

We have yet another Southerner, this time an ordained Southern Baptist minister who loves the limelight almost as he loves clemency pardons. I wonder if conservative voters know this former Governor commuted sentences and recommended pardons for twice as many inmates as his 3 predecessors combined.

Quote: “If the Democrats want to insult the women of America by making them believe that they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing them a prescription for birth control because they cannot control their libido or their reproductive system without the help of the government, then so be it.” 

Mike Huckabee

*hint- not only has he stolen my birthday, this bulbous talking toad can’t stop mentioning how he wishes he was trans in high school

10. 

This candidate has actually 0 political experience, but has won the Presidential Medal of Freedom, so that’s pretty much the same, right?

Quote: “You know Obamacare is really, I think, the worst thing that has happened to this country since slavery.”

Ben Carson

*hint: apparently he thought it was ok to say this since he’s black

11. 

Another former Governor, this candidate was approached in 2006 to be the next commissioner of the NFL. Just cuz, I guess.

Quote: “Immigrants are more fertile, and they love families and they have more intact families, and they bring a younger population.”

Jeb Bush

*hint: I assume he goes by the name he does because his older brother couldn’t pronounce his given name of ‘John’.

12.

Youngest candidate and, in my humble opinion, the dumbest, this gentleman is ALSO a southerner and relies heavily on his Hispanic roots for appeal to his constituents. 

Quote: “I’m not a scientist, man. (almost bonus points for an almost Ghostbuster quote) I can tell you what recorded history says, I can tell you what the bible says, but I think that’s a dispute among theologians and I think it has nothing to do with the gross domestic product or economic growth of the United States.”

Marco Rubio

*hint: loves to talk about his affinity for hip hop, but when asked to name a song or member of Wu Tang Clan, he buckled under the intense pressure.

Next Week's Beer:

Just A Minor Threat

Black Bottle Brewery

Beer DB:  http://bit.ly/1HzAsSW

  • BA Rating: 82 (good)

  • Style: American Double / Imperial IPA 

  • ABV: 11.60%

Faith In Humanity Restored

Sweden Blood Bank Texts Donors To Notify Them Whenever Their Blood Helps Save A Life 

http://huff.to/1HzArhJ

We’d love to hear from you!

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